The 2 ever green phases of life:

This is going to be big for sure.

Let's compare both. (Brings out the Arnab Goswami in me)

UNIFORMS:

• SCHOOL : One of the prime reasons why schools will always be special for us.

• COLLEGE :
• *Wakes up, wear some ugly dress* , “Amma,Im off to college”.

CLASSES:

• SCHOOL : Its mostly 8.30am–4pm.
• COLLEGE: Almost the same time, with some changes in schedule.

STUDIES :

• SCHOOL : Oh boy, study study study study. You will have to crack the final exams and get admission in a reputed college.
• COLLEGE: The same as school (Boy gets replaced by Man and college gets replaced by Company)

TEACHING :

• SCHOOL : Most of the schools spoon-feed us.
• COLLEGE : Forget Spoon-feeding, what is called teaching??? (No offense to staffs who work like hell to teach people)

FRIENDS:

• SCHOOL : This is one point which will always be won by School (Majority of the times). School friends are those who see us from our childhood to our transformation into a responsible man/woman.

• COLLEGE : Friendship is mostly an overrated word when it comes to college, except for the relationship which lasts a lifetime. Salute to those bonds.

EXAMS :

• SCHOOL : Do i need to say anything???

• COLLEGE :
• Exams at 9.30
• *Enters at 9.45 like a boss, exits at 11* (God knows what we write in those 1.30 hrs)

EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:

• SCHOOL : PT periods and some rare Inter-School events.
• Principal shouts,”Hey Boy, focus on studies”

• COLLEGE : Activities (Symposiums, Inter-College fests, Intra-College Fests etc.,) are the main curriculum and Studies becomes an Extra Curricular Activity.

OH, WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE?? WHICH ONE TO LEAVE???

EXPOSURE :

• SCHOOL : Well, what is outer world? My world is Home, School and some street friends.
• COLLEGE : Gets exposed to the real world. Uff, so much of shit. (MOM, CAN I GET BACK INSIDE YOUR WOMB??? THAT'S THE SAFEST PLACE FOREVER)

RESPONSIBILITIES :

• SCHOOL : Is “ Responsibilite “ the correct spelling??
• COLLEGE : Time to embrace Responsibilities Man. This is self-explanatory.

LOVE/LUST/INFATUATION/ATTRACTION:

• SCHOOL :
• Dude, I’m in love!!!!! (Poor boy , that's just attraction.)

• COLLEGE :
• Well, Relationship at its best form and in some cases, Unrequited love. (Shit, that hurts like hell)

Dear Chetan Bhagat, You ruined our lives man!! Not every story is 2 States.

Well, after a long comparison, i still am not able to come to a definite conclusion.

SCHOOL LIFE VS COLLEGE LIFE

WINNER : MYSELF

ISN'T THIS OBVIOUS?? I’M THE ULTIMATE WINNER.

Everyone who had got to experience both are certainly lucky and would consider themselves Special.

SCHOOL LIFE + COLLEGE LIFE = HEAVEN OVERLOADED

*enough travelling back in time*

School life - Virat Kohli

College life - Mahendra Singh Dhoni

Uff, that was long. Apologies if anything is wrong. Suggestions are welcome.

Thanks!!!!!
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